90 JS HOLO SINDRE SORHUS @sindresorhus 84 PAC 81 DRI 97 SHO 94 DEF 97 PAS 82 PHY €158M · REAL RECURSIÓN git.findutils.com/sindresorhus
Asset valuation €158M Assessed from public GitHub signal

Lot Nº 90 · Season 9 · Provenance: public GitHub

Sindre Sorhus, rated 90

Holo tier — earned, never bought. Scouted live from the public record; fee at the hammer: €158M to Real Recursión.

JS 16 seasons pro @sindresorhus ↗

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What do these numbers mean?
  • OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
  • PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
  • SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
  • PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
  • DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
  • DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
  • PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
  • TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
  • DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
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The Record

evidence, live from the public record

📊 League context

Each stat against the legends-pool average (gold tick) — honest framing: this is the legends pool, not all of GitHub.

PAC · shipping pace+20 vs league
SHO · star impact+10 vs league
PAS · reach+17 vs league
DRI · range+11 vs league
DEF · maintenance+47 vs league
PHY · endurance-3 vs league
III

The Readings

nine lenses on one record
783.2kstars earned
80.1kfollowers
100own repos
16.6years on github
38.9events / week
100%still maintained

🔥 The roast

Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.

  • 🔥Well-maintained repos, real stars, consistent activity. We came here to roast and found nothing flammable. Disgusting behavior, honestly.
  • 🔥The profile is so balanced there is nothing to grab onto. That, itself, is suspicious.
  • 🔥No red flags found in the public record. The private repos must be where the crimes live.

Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.

🧬 Developer archetype

Detected from when, what, and how you ship.

The Baller

The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

Serious star counts on original work. Whatever this profile ships, people show up for it — the rare kind of gravity you can’t fake.

🌳 The Gardener🗺️ The Polyglot

🕐 Commit clock

Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).

06121823SMTWTFS
Busiest: Mon 22:00 UTCless more

🧪 Language DNA

What the public repos are made of.

JavaScript76% · 68 repos
TypeScript12% · 11 repos
Swift7% · 6 repos
C1% · 1 repo
Shell1% · 1 repo
Astro1% · 1 repo
HTML1% · 1 repo
Python1% · 1 repo

👯 Dev twin & nemesis

Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.

YOUR TWIN · 91% match @simonw both maintain what they ship
YOUR NEMESIS · 56% match @yyx990803 ships every single week — no excuses
Settle it: battle your nemesis

Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.

🧭 Dev alignment

Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.

Lawful Merger
Neutral Shipper
Chaotic Force-Pusher
Lawful Committer
True Neutral Committer
Chaotic Committer
Lawful Archivist
Neutral Lurker
Chaotic Abandoner

Lawful Merger — Reviews before merging. Squashes politely. Sleeps at night.

🔎 Scout report

The signing brief — what a technical scout would circle on this profile.

97
Work people starstars earned on original repos
97
Collaborates & reachespull requests and follower reach
🟢 Match fit Shipping weekly and maintaining the squad.

Play style: ⭐ The Baller — The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

8Languages
16Seasons
80.1kFollowers
100%Squad upkeep

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💰 Transfer market value

BREAKING — the fee the scouts put on this profile.

€158M
Signs forReal Recursión
Release clause€237M
Contract4 seasons
Weekly wage€1.5M
PositionJS
Age16 seasons pro

Scouting report — fee adjustments

TypeScript passport+5%
Current form+12%
Shirt sales (1k+ followers reach)+10%
Veteran leadership (8+ seasons)+8%
Squad depth (polyglot)+6%
High maintenance record+7%

Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee

+10% Rust premium the day Rust shows up in the repos

Comparable transfers, season 9

P. O'Callback→ Git City FC€139M
A. Lambda→ Real Recursión€166M
M. Refactorović→ Inter Milanode€177M

Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.

⚔️ Dev vs dev

Pick an opponent. Same stats, same rules, one winner — the battle gets its own shareable page.

🎖️ Medal cabinet

7 of 10 unlocked — every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.

🏅 Century Club 783,160 stars on original work
🧲 Talisman 80,076 followers show up for this profile
🗣 Polyglot 8 languages in the public repos
🔒 Night Owl 40% of your public activity between 22:00 and 06:00
🛡 Iron Man 100% of the squad still maintained
🎖 Veteran 16 seasons in the game
🔒 Wonderkid 10+ events/week inside your first two seasons
🎯 Sharpshooter SHO 97 — the stars keep coming
🔒 The Engine Rate 85+ Pace (shipping cadence)
🧱 The Wall DEF 94 — nothing gets abandoned
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The Signing

for the scouts in the room
“Full-Time Open-Sourcerer. Focused on Swift & JavaScript. Makes macOS apps, CLI tools, npm packages.”
🧪 JavaScript · TypeScript · Swift 📅 16 seasons on GitHub ⚙️ 100% of repos maintained

● Open to transfer talks — reach Sindre Sorhus via the GitHub profile.

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Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.